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Sonia Gandhi is with the Queen of England.

Sonia: "Your Majesty, any tips you can give me to stay in power the way you have been for so long?"

"Well," said the Queen, "the most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people."

Sonia frowned, and then asked, "But how do I know the people around me
are intelligent?"

The Queen: "Easy; you just ask them to answer an intelligent riddle."

The Queen pushed a button on her intercom. "David Cameron, would you come in here, please?"

David Cameron walked into the room and said, "Yes, ma'am?"

The Queen smiled and said, "Answer me this please, David. Your mother and father have a child. It's not your brother and it's not your sister. Who is it?"

Without pausing for a moment, David Cameron answered, "That would be me, ma'am."

"Very good! Thank you, David !" said the Queen.

Then she turned to Sonia with a smile and said "See?"

Now its Sonia's turn to apply the same logic.... ��

Sonia went back to India and asked Rahul..��

"Rahul , answer this for me. Your mother and your father have a child. It's not your brother and it's not your sister. Who is it?"

"I'm not sure," said Rahul gandhi . "Let me get back to you on that one..."��

Rahul gandhi went to his advisors and asked every one, but none could give him an answer...��

Finally, he ran into Narendra Modi and asked, "Narendrabhai, can you answer this for me? Your mother and father have a child and it's not your brother or your sister. Who is it?"..��

Narendra Modi answered, "That's easy, it's me!"..��

Rahul gandhi said, "Thanks!"

Then he went to Sonia. "I did some thinking and I have the answer to that riddle. It's Narendra Modi..."��

Sonia slapped him....��
and shouted..�� ��"No! You dumb idiot! It's David Cameron!"
��...��....��

Life is cheating??

Cheating is easier than Permission.

So people are cheating....

Cheating is  not easier than accept the cheating.

So people are cheating again..

Cheating is easier than telling the truth...

So people are cheating again and again...

Finally....

Life is cheating you because of cheating is easy....

Few truthfull things in life!!

Missing u so much . . . ."Truth"
(Must Read Each & Every Sentence)


Truth no 1 :
nobody is real in this world except Mother.. 



Truth no. 2 :
people do not like good thoughts they like good looks.. 




Truth no 3 :
people respect the money not the person.. 





Truth no 4:
the person you love the most, will hurt you the most !   






Truth no 5 :
"Truth is Simple, But, The Moment YOU try to Explain it...
It Becomes Difficult"  







Truth no 6 :
"When you are happy you enjoy the music", but
"when you are sad, you understand the lyrics". 








Truth no 7 :
IN LIFE Two things define you-
"Your patience" when you have nothing...
&
"Your attitude" when you have everything...

Little senti but true..... Most of us miss out life's big prizes
Nobel...
Oscar...
Grammys...
DegreeS..
Best Job..
1st rank..

But we are all eligible for life's small prizes

A hug from best friend...

A short sleep on mum's shoulder...

A glorious sunset...

A chat wid one we have crush on...

A dance in rain... :)

An icecream in winter..

A silent night on the terrace...

Finding money in old jeans...;)

A slow night walk on a empty road wid the person who care..:)

thinking of forwarding this msg to your frndz..;)

 
childish bt awesome uncountable
memories...

It's World Best Friends Week' Send this to
all your good friends. Send this to anyone
who made you smile somewhere sometime
in your life


Happy dewali!!


Telling lie will kill your life

 
 
 

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