Husband wife funny usefull tips

Early morning Husband woke up his wife and asked her: "Honey would you like to join me for Yoga?"

She: "Ohh. So you mean to say I am fat?"

Hubby: "No. Yoga is good for health."

She: "Oh.. that means I am sick."

Hubby: "No no. If you don't want to get up, then it's OK."...

She: "So now you think I am lazy, ha?"

Hubby: "Nooo. You are misunderstanding me. I didn't mean...."

She: "Aha ! So I don't understand you, right?"

Hubby: "Now look I didn't say that."

She: "So am I lying? "

Hubby: "Arey yaar. Plz don't stretch it in the morning"

She: "Oh wow. So I am a quarrelsome lady."

Hubby: "All right ! Its better that I also don't go for Yoga."

She: "See ? You never wanted to go. Just wanted to blame me."

HUBBY: "Ok baba.. You go off to sleep. I am going alone.. happy?."

SHE: "You always go alone everywhere and enjoy."

Hubby: "Plz yaar. I am feeling giddy now "

She: "See? You are so selfish. Always think of yourself only. Never think of my health."
Grrrrrr...

Husband is sitting and thinking where he went wrong.

To all married men😛😛

Need to know something for you very usefull!

Must read vry useful:

😴😀 SOMETHING YOU
           MIGHT HAVE NOT
           KNOWN And NEED
           TO KNOW !!

🐜  Ants Problem:
       Ants hate Cucumbers.
       "KEEP the skin of
        Cucumbers near the
        Place where they are
        or at Ant Hole.  

🎆  To make the Mirror
        Shine:
        "Clean with Sprite"

  💨 To remove Chewing
        Gum from Clothes:
        "Keep the Cloth in
        the Freezer for One
        Hour"

💭   To Whiten White
        Clothes:
        "Soak White Clothes
        in hot water with a
        Slice of Lemon for 10
        Minutes"

🙇  To give a Shine to
        your Hair:
        "Add one Teaspoon
        of Vinegar to Hair,
        then wash Hair"

🍋  To get maximum
        Juice out of Lemons:
        "Soak Lemons in Hot
        Water for One Hour,
        and then juice them"

🍞  To avoid smell of
       Cabbage while
       cooking:
       "Keep a piece of
        Bread on the
        Cabbage in the
        Vessel while cooking"

👕  To remove Ink from
       Clothes:
       "Put Toothpaste 🍥
       on the Ink Spots
       generously and let it
       dry completely, then
       wash"

🐀  To get rid of Mice or
       Rats:
       "Sprinkle Black
       Pepper in places
       where you find Mice &
       Rats. They will run
       away"

🍸 Take Water Before
       Bedtime..
       "About 90% of Heart
       Attacks occur Early in
       the Morning & it can
       be reduced if one
       takes a Glass or two
       of Water before going
       to bed at Night"

💐 We Know Water is
       important but never
       knew about the
       Special Times one
       has to drink it.. !!

       Did you  ??? 

💦 Drinking Water at the
       Right Time ⏰
       Maximizes its
       effectiveness on the
       Human Body;

       1⃣  1 Glass of Water
              after waking up -
             🕕⛅ helps to
              activate internal
              organs..

       2⃣  1 Glass of Water
              30 Minutes  🕧
              before a Meal -
              helps digestion..

       3⃣ 1 Glass of Water
              before taking a
              Bath 🚿 - helps
              lower your blood
              pressure.

       4⃣ 1 Glass of Water
              before going to
              Bed - 🕙 avoids
              Stroke  or Heart
              Attack.

🃏 Chinese Proverb Says:
      'When someone
       shares something of
       value with you and
       you benefit from  it,
       You have a moral
       obligation to share it
       with others too.'

I have done mine...😄
🏁___🐎______________🐢...
send this to three groups and see the  magic.the tortoise will pass the horse

Nice

A Lady was conducting her anti drinking campaign outside a bar. A man came out of the Bar exuding alcohol fumes and the Lady said -  "Tell me!!! If you arrive at the Gates of Heaven with your breath smelling of liquor... Do you think the Lord will let you in ???"

"My good woman" passionately holding her hand, said the man, "When I go to Heaven I expect to leave my breath behind"....
😁😁😁

Moral : Alcoholics are practical people. Kindly Respect n Support them !!!!   *
😂🍺

wishing you & your family a very happy Ramadan

எந்நன்றி கொன்றார்க்கும் உய்வுண்டாம் உய்வில்லை பிரியாணி தரமறந்த பாய்க்கு   🐑🐑🐐🐐🐏      .
எப்பிரியாணி யார்யார் வாய்கேட்பினும் அப்பிரியாணி பாய்வீட்டில் சுவைப்பது அறிவு 🐑🐑🐐🐐🐏 ு முகநக நட்பது நட்பன்று ரம்ஜானுக்கு பிரியாணி தரும்
"அஹமது" நட்பே நட்பு     🐑🐑🐐🐐🐏
பாயினால் செய்த பிரியாணி சிறிதெனினும் ருசியில் மாளப் பெரிது.     
🐑🐑🐐🐐🐏
பிரியாணியுள் பிரியாணி வாண்கோழி பிரியாணி அப்பிரியாணி பிரியாணியில் எல்லாம் தலை.
🐑🐑🐐🐐🐏 பிரியாணி செய்தாரை ஒறுத்தல் அவர்நாண பிரியாணி தின்று விடல

Party sms

At the *Annual Business Meet*

*CEO* : Where do you see the company after 3 quarters?📈📊

*Employees* :
After 3 quarters 🍷🍷🍷we don't really care about the company !!

😂😝😜

 
 
 

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