Haert attach funny sms love.

Hahah. Ul love dis.

A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the⛳ ball into the woods.

She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.  ��

The frog�� said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant�� you three wishes."

The woman freed the frog��, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.

Whatever you wish�� for, your husband will get times ten!"����

The woman said, "That's okay."��

For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful ��woman in the world.

The frog ��warned ☝her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome�� man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to".

The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will have eyes ��only for me."

So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful woman in the world!

For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest���� woman in the world.

The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you."������

The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine."

So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!

The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack."��



Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.

Attention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling good.

Male readers: Please scroll down.








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The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his���� wife. ��

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Moral of the story: Women think they're really smart.��

Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show. ��

Note: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!! ��

Forward this to all the guys for a good laugh, and to all the ladies who have a good sense of humour..��
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Cheating is either way!

ஆண் உண்மையாக இருந்தால்
பெண் ஏமாற்றி விடுகிறாள்...
பெண் உண்மையாக இருந்தால்
ஆண் ஏமாற்றி விடுகிறான்...
இருவரும் உண்மையாக இருந்தால்
இறைவன் ஏமாற்றி விடுகிறார்...

Happy mahashivarathri.


Father sms

Father is flying a kite. His son is watching him carefully. After some time son says " Dad. Because of the string the kite is not able to go any further higher. "
Hearing this, the father smiles and breaks the string. 
The kite goes higher after breaking of the thread and then shortly after that it comes and falls on the ground. 
The child is very dejected and sad.

The father sits next to him and calmly expalains
" Son, in life we reach a certain level of prosperity and then we feel that there are certain things in our life that are not letting us grow any further like Home, Family, Culture Friendship etc. We feel we want to be free from those strings which we believe are stopping us from going higher.
But, remember son. Going higher is easier than staying at the higher level.
And friends, family and culture etc are the things that will help us stay stable at the high heights that we have achieved. If we try to break away from those strings our condition will be similar to the kite."
Moral
" never go away from culture, family, friends and relationships as they help keep you stable while you are flying high."
Life is Beautiful ��

Wat is love??

What is love?

Love is when your mother kisses and say "en paiyan/ponnu lakshaththula oruththan/oruththi.

Love is when you come back from work and ur dad says " vaappa...innikku romba late aayoduchchu pola"

Love is when your anni says " hei...hero...unakku ponnu paakka porom...yaaravathu un manasula irunthaa sollu"

Love is when ur brother says "thambi..nee yenda tension aagura..naan irukken illa un kooda"

Love is when you are moodless and ur sister says, " vaappa..engayavathu konja neram relaxed a poittu varalaam..ellam nalla aayidum"

Love is when your best friend hugs you and says, " dei..nee illama ivvalavu neramum kalhaiye kattalada machchan"

These are the best momrnts of love...don't miss them in life.

Love is not only having a boy friend or girl friend.

Love u all who have been a special part of my life...........

Its love,
when a little girl puts her energy to give dad a head
massage.

Its love,
when a wife makes tea for husband and take a sip before him.

Its love,
when a mother gives her son the best piece of cake.

Its love,
when ur friend holds ur hand tightly on a slippery
road.

Its love,
when your brother messages you and asks did you
reach home on time..

Love �� is not just a guy holding a girl and going around
the city.

Love is when u send a small msg to your friends to make them smile..

Luv �� is actually a name of "care"...

Welcome the season of love...
Happy valentines day... ❤������������

 
 
 

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